'Ilayathalapathy' Vijay i full flow ...catch his punch dialogues........
Vijay : U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Vijay : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
Vijay: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Vijay: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Boss: Where were you born?
Vijay: India ..
Boss: which part?
Vijay : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Vijay joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Vijay: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
